037 Hello Titty: August 18, 2006

Hello Titty
A train-wreck of a show.
(63 minutes)

Todd Grisham didn't always have a face.
RD and Blade watch a Diva Search Special in real time. This apparently involves the following:

  • Really bad sound quality.
  • Weird Al shouting that you so stupid.
  • Diamond Dan's hotline at 317 335 HOTT. Call him instead.
  • RD not realizing until too late that not everyone listening to the show actually has a ready recording of the special on hand.
  • A trailer for The Marine. See what they say about it here rather than listening to the show. [Hell, the movie is easier to witness than this.]
  • RD: "I think more people will hate this show than any other show we've ever done."

I'm not listening to this shit.

As of this writing we're still waiting on someone to make a useful commentary video of this particular episode. Course, though, you'd have more luck waiting for Elvis to come back from the dead than waiting for that to happen. 
- Future PB
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The tranny to my Carmella, Mr. Blade Brakes-town
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Global Internet, Diamond Dan Hot Line
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 13. Train wreck, a tran wreck, Burger King, cats, cat women, old dead women I would bang, black and white chicks, the Von Erichs, having a cock in your mouth, horrible, a legend returning (2), Ricky Morton
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 3. Donna Reed, Mary Tyler Moore, Learning the Ropes
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
  • F-Bombs: 2. Blade, Blade
  • RD Time Outs:  1
  • Krankor Laughs:  6
  • Weird Al Laughs: 2
  • RJ Fletcher, Yes Man:  2
  • Ashley Massaro References:  8
  • Christy Hemme References:  1
  • Mailbag: N/A
  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: N/A
Running Commentary (You’re welcome)

  • RD wishes Derek Burgan a successful recovery from hernia surgery (0:06)
  • Todd Grisham replaced The Miz?  Addition by subtraction?  (0:08)
  • RD ponders how he can watch the whole show. (0:14)
  • RD pines for another Kloudi run. (0:16)
  • RD predicts this will be thought of as the worst episode ever. (0:20)
  • RD rags on Gilmore Girls (0:33)
  • J.T. Titty has been eliminated and Blade is distraught at the news. (0:35)
  • The Boys see The Marine trailer and try to predict the name of John Cena’s character. (0:37)
  • Blade wants to hit the bottle.  (0:40)
  • Whatever happened to Tyson Tomko? (0:46)
  • HLA anyone? (0:54)
  • Hot Ricky Morton talk. (0:56)
  • The Deever wins! (1:01)
  • The guys decide alcoholism is cool after watching this and Blade considers this on a Buster Douglas upset of Mike Tyson level. (1:02)
  • RD wistfully points out that through the confetti, her mannish features disappear. (1:03)
  • End Show. Thank God.

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