075 EWC Radio: September 5, 2007

Anonymous Exposé
EWC Radio
(74 minutes)

ECW simulcast. Unlike the last and equally disastrous time RD and Blade tried a simulcast, they at least have the courtesy to warn before hand so you can skip listening this week. It's still terrible though.

Blade: "I stopped checking my mail a long time ago when those bill collectors started flooding it."

Blade: "I’ve got enough STDs as it is."

The Wellness Policy has removed several wrestlers from WWE rosters. Singing. Young Blade once put shoe polish in his hair to try and look like Daryl Hall. Jessica Alba drops ice into a man's groin. CM Punk should throw the belt in the trash after he wins it. Art Donovan sound clip. BM Punk calls at the telecast's end.

[Mrs. Deal! Get Forgotten Sin on the line right now, he needs to make an extended commentated video of this! - PB]
 
 
 
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Mrs. Deal Erik Majorwitz)

 

  • The Wellness to my Policy, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 3. Global Internet, AngryMarks, WrestleCrap Book of Lists
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 4. An alarm, slimming down a fro, being in and out of a theater in 6 hours, MySpace.com, RD Jr
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 11. Just For Men, Hefty cinch sack, Donna Summer, Hall & Oates, Six Million Dollar Man, Lee Majors (3), The Fall Guy (3)
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 1. Jim Morrison 
 
  •  Phone Calls & Run Ins: 1. BM Punk
 
  • F-Bombs: 3. Blade, Blade, Blade
 
  • RD Time Outs: 2
  • Krankor Laughs: 3
  • RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 2
  • Weird Al Laughs: 3
  • Cricket Chirps: 2
  • WrestleCrap Gongs: 1
  • Crüe Cues: 1
  • Zombie Growls: 3
  • You’re Hurtin' Me Randy!:
  • How Much Does This Guy Weigh?: 4

  • Mickie James References: 4

  • Question of the Week from: N/A

  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: N/A

 

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