077 Co-Hosss Cher-Off: September 28, 2007

Co-Hosss Cher-Off
(85 minutes)

SPEAKING OF Gookers...
Co-Host Contest "winner" Kelly is on the line. Smooth Jazz Blade returns once again thanks to some behind the neck microphone for $5.99.

Blade wanted to get a Black Scorpion tattoo. RD will miss his 20th High School Reunion for the Legends show. Marty Jannety called him asking for chicks.

Obscure Wrestling News (:21): Dawn Marie wants to return to WWE. RD can't hear properly. Gangrel is now directing porn, though without Kevin or Ariel. (:29) Sex with Greg Valentine falling down on you. Johnny Fairplay is a better bull-rider than Vanilla Ice. SPEAKING OF Ariel she wants to be the next Elvira. (:39)

Question of the Week (:42): Ton Insley wants Missy Hyatt inflatable dolls. Blade doesn't know who Bob Crane is. More 'fun' with the Diva Search, "The World Series of Bimbos." (:46)

Clocktrolla: 10076 days. (:53)

"Current Wrestling News" is music-less so we instead sing Cher with RD. (:56 - :64)

Smackdown wedding with Tommy Dreamer's hat. Blade didn't watch it so he makes excuses. The love story of Kelly Kelly and Balls Mahoney. Midgets. Wrestlers drugging women. (Midget wrestlers drugging women?)

These Seventeen Syllables:
The contest's over.
I've only got one more syl-
lable to add: (gong).
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The Jana to my Zan, Triple Kelly
  • The Gleek to my Zan, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 5. BigLots!, Best Buy, Global Internet, WCWA Pro Wrestling Legends Show, AngryMarks.com
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 7. Women, the new book, Halloween, movements, going into houses and such, dangerous ground, rape
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 2. Bob Krane, Hogans Heroes
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
  • Phone Calls & Run Ins: 1. Triple Kelly
  • F-Bombs: 2. Blade, Blade
  • RD Time Outs: 3
  • Krankor Laughs: 3
  • RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 4
  • Weird Al Laughs: 4
  • Cricket Chirps: 3
  • WrestleCrap Gongs: 6
  • ClockTrolla Chimes: 1
  • Crüe Cues: 1
  • Mamma Mia! That's a Spicy Meatball!: 1
  • Mickie James References: 1
  • Tammy Sytch References: 4
  • Trish Stratus References: 3
  • Shelly Martinez References: 3

  • Question of the Week from: Ton Insley
    • Unlike most of the WWE Legends dolls, wouldn't a Missy Hyatt doll have to be inflatable? No sold.

  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    The contest's over.
    I've only got one more syl-
    lable to add: (gong).

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