076 Musical Sad Balls: September 21, 2007

Musical Sad Balls
(89 minutes)

RD and Blade wonder what to do with Vince's new son Hornswaggle.

Young Blade once put shoe polish in his hair to try and look like Daryl Hall. He repeats this from last time since no one listened to it the first time.

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RD's Trip to Disney World II (:15): RD ate at all the world restaurants in Epcot. Blade's Trip to Wal-Mart: A check-out lady is a mark. Blade is highly aroused. (:30)

Obscure Wrestling Sad News (:35): Check-out lady sources have told Blade that Ashley Massaro is to appear on Survivor. Rickey Morton is in jail once again for failure to pay child support. A rap about Ric Flair by a former Detroit Lion includes the requisite Wooooing. (:42) Kamala topped his rocking chair song with a song about molestation. (:44) Myspace is THE place to receive random music invites for an 'all-ages show' by random bots.

Question of the Week (:55): Blade: "We really should do a show where we try to be professional." The Ravishing One gets Rick Rude's theme song. Quote the lyrics: "his body's chiseled, abs all in a row / you'd think he was sculpted by Mike Angelo." 
Clocktrolla: 10083 days. (:62) Candice beat the Glamazon.

Abe Lincoln is an avid time-traveller. (:67) Sad Balls. (:70) Raw made Blade hit the bottle because Phoebe Cates got cut. (:69) The Diva Search is so bad now that its contestants all look like girls that are already Divas and it's only available on the Internet. HHH came back and destroyed like Godzilla.

Seventeen Unstoppable, Deadly, and Lethal Syllables:
Unstoppable Trips.
Call him the UnderHunter,
King of Burials.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The Horn to my Swoggle, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Global Internet, WCWA
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 4. Midgets jumping on couches, Lions, careers unfolding and women we're proud of, weddings
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 3. Perfect Strangers, Leave It To Beaver, Phoebe Cates
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
  • F-Bombs: 1. Blade
  • Krankor Laughs: 3
  • RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 2
  • Weird Al Laughs: 2
  • Cricket Chirps: 5
  • WrestleCrap Gongs: 2
  • ClockTrolla Chimes: 1
  • Crüe Cues: 2
  • GGG Bombs: 1
  • Trish Stratus References: 2
  • Ashley Massaro References: 2

  • Question of the Week from: The Ravishing One
    • My name is The Ravishing One, you know, like Rick Rude except even more ravishing. My question is this: would the Executioner, played by Buddy Rose, or the Executioner, played by Teddy Gordy, have been more successful and perhaps gone on to big money programs, had his entrance song be Hangman by Beat Happening? Please listen to the attached file and let me know your thoughts on the matter. I look forward to hearing them, just don't try to pawn off the Dusty Rhodes book on me. I don't know if that song would have really helped anyone.

  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    Unstoppable Trips.
    Call him the UnderHunter,
    King of Burials.

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