090 2 Hosts and a Johnny: January 11, 2008

2 Hosts and a Johnny
(79 minutes)

Something about Colin Delaney.

One of the crickets is dead, or has been for a while. Johnny 6: "I. Like. Porn." Shockingly, those two are not related.

RD and Blade will hold a telethon-party to celebrate their 100th show with John Thomas manning one of their phones. (:13)

Blade wants to know who is the mystery guy on the Book of Lists? RD wastes time telling us what we already know. He then compares the show to 3 Men and a Baby. (:18) Johnny 6 is interested.

RD can't report on his Trip to the Grocery because he doesn't go to the grocery anymore. (:21) Neither can Blade, who once had a Simon LeBon shirt. So instead we have Blade's Trip to the Gas Station (:23): Blade was dragging a gas nozzle and hose for fifteen miles. His excited tone of voice about the trip reminds RD of Rambo Greg Gagne.

Obscure Wrestling News (:29): Joanie Laurer and Brooke Hogan could appear on Dancing with the Stars, in an attempt to recapture lightning ala Stacy Keibler. That assumes they could be considered 'stars' like her though, even in the most obscurest of terms. Virgil is touring with World of Wheels. RD says WrestleCrap will have a wrestling show, in which Blade will face Nicole Bass.

Question of the Week from ThatGuyTheSam08 (:38): more time is spent on a lesson on grammar than the actual question.

Maria is in Playboy. Xtreme Xpose's recent Dance Off reminds RD of an Adams Family-style trainwreck.

Johnny 6: "I. Saw. Big. Nippled. Vampire." (:42)

Sad News: Blade missed meeting the Deever. (:47) Lena Yada. (:55) RD didn't like Raw's Lingerie Pillow Fight. Ashley Massaro wore a tail. (:62) Raw Roulette. Stevie Richards needs five throat surgeries. (:66) Blade wants to own a trailer park. (:68)

UWF has returned.

Seventeen Syllables:
U Dubya F's back.
That's not just super.
That's super-fuckin'-duper.

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