129 DetroitLionsCrap.com - I bet that's not taken! December 12, 2008

WrestleCrap Radio Recap
DetroitLionsCrap.com - I bet that's not taken!
72 minutes
Written by Premier Blah

The antics of the Great Khali and his long tongue kissing Mickie James (and her tail) forces Blade to drink. Blade has a feeling that this episode will be 'the greatest show of all time'. Also, the Titanic is unsinkable. (:03) The Colts and Lions are playing next week - another bet is proposed, perhaps of Blade having sex with Nicole Bass. (In this writer's opinion it would be more bearable if one or both were wearing Katie Vick outfits. mountingnicolebass.com is not yet taken. Lions Center Dominic Raiola has no remorse for flipping off his heckling fans at a home game (:07) - well, what do you expect from a wrestling broadcast but pro football news? Blade wants him to scratch his taint. (scratchingyourtaint.com has not yet been taken.) Discussion follows of the hapless Lions and Raiola wanting to challenge his hecklers in his front lawn - could that be a basis for a good video game? Blade mentions his Front Yard Boxing Association Championship Belt. (:11) A real bet is made for the game - the loser has to be drunk for next show. I don't know - at this point I'm more interested in making a bet with Farmer Iggy here on who would emerge victorious when the Canadiens face the Penguins. [How about: if the Penguins lose, Blade has to defend his FYBA title against Paul Bissonnette? —Iggy] Also Blade has two interviews this week on doorstopnation.com and myspace.com/theatomicdropshow

RD's TRIP to the grocery (:16) is made possible in thanks to the Archive (and viewers like you). It seems that one of the purchasers, one John P., bought RD some Bimbo Bread. Now don't laugh - the thing is actually real, albeit a more Mexican food than American one.

Obscure Wrestling News - RD & Blade were invited to a Trish Stratus party up north. (:20). Finger food is mentioned. RD becomes sad that the party is not exclusive to them. >.< O.D.B. of TNA is 'sailing' some used undergarments for $50+ 'due to popular demand' (perhaps she was jealous of Layla's oranges). (:25) Also the mere mention of TNA has a Candyman like effect of 'Nathaniel' trying to ring in. [Also for some reason I start thinking of back home. Can you blame me?] RD had a cool menthol turkey to go with Blade's alien ham. Barry Darsow's son is signed to a WWE D-League (:31) Blade wonders if he will become Repo Boy. Sad News - Robecca DiPietro removes the ad commentary video (:32) maybe because she actually watched it (or perhaps read my writing on the thing and brought two and two together). The co-hosts fear she will never appear on the show - thank God for that!

Angry Swearing JR calls in (:35) - he lost out on his Slammies and his holiday hams aren't going too well and he hasn't been going well with his wife either. Also he still doesn't like Brother Midnight. Phone rings - speak of the devil, here he is! (:40). A hilarious debate between the two ensues, of which we learn that Jim only lives for his BBQ sauce. BM's Crusade's help actually make our slobberknocker man into Happy JR. It's a Christmas miracle! (I give him until the end of the episode.)

Question of the Week (:50) from a 'Jay' wants Verne Gagne to beat up John Cena. Blade wants Rambo Greg Gagne to return as a log-throwing heel. RD wants Dr. D to be his companion. A possible name of a possible DVD of Dr. D: "Eat it, eat it now!"

RD as Nate comes to spoil our fun, the Scrooge that he is. (:55) Also some small disfluency pops up in his speech, and not just because he sounds more and more like RD sounding as a man who loves TNA TOTAL NONSTOP ACTION WRESTLING. This week; Sarah Palin on TNA? Gee, I wonder how that idea came about. 2 minutes this time. RD can't 'harm' Nate (seeing as he harms himself too, but of course we don't hear that).

More Sad News/Current Wrestling News: (Blade comments on the show's highs and lows, reminding me of an earlier similar show.) Gene Snitsky AKA Boba Foot has been released (:59) A possible name for a possible DVD: Punting Babies And Foot Fetishes. Could TNA be next? Hulk and Flair showed up in the Carolinas somewhere on YouTube and attracted 800 people (:62) - but hey, that's more than an average TNA house showing. rickysteamboatjronaboat.com has not yet been taken, complete with Ricky Steamboat's Family Man song too no doubt. Blade does some bad impressions. WWE was overseas in Iraq (:66) where Joey Styles beat up JBL.

Seventeen Syllables to commemorate Joey Styles legitimate threat to Blade's FYBA Championship:
JBL knocked out.
Guess mamajuana does-
-n't help a glass jaw.

And of course, a newly Angry JR calls in at the end of the show. Did I call it or what?