296 Cam-Eye: July 23, 2020

Eye Quit!
109 minutes

Blade prepared himself by remembering a number. RD uses his degree in broadcast journalism to do bad impersonations.

Blade wants someone to write them a script for one episode, which they won't follow because it won't fit on a paper plate. (:06)

Blade entertains the people. (:08) RD wants to bribe people to listen. His Etsy shop has a new name.

RD is discovering the power of grocery delivery and item substitution...from Kroger. This scares Blade. (:17) His favorite United Dairy Farmers' Chocolate Chip was replaced by Toffee & Chip. This possesses Mama for some reason. (:24)

Sebastian Bach, formerly of Skid Row and not the WCR Quartet, has beef with Chris Jericho "miming" for some reason. (:25) Cue Jericho promoing against him. Cue Bach wanting a fight. Blade has to read things without Satan/Stan to do so. They play something of Jericho proving himself by copying RD. RD gongs him. He then does his own attempt on Ricky in his Nathaniel impression. He gongs himself. Blade then does his own attempt on I Remember You by fucking it up immediately. RD gongs him. His second attempt goes slightly better. RD gongs him again anyway. Blade makes excuses.

Miss Elizabeth has a new action figure. There's no word on whether it also functions as an ATM. (:38) While in the UK earlier in the year (before the rest of the year happened) Blade was surprised how many people did not like her by not buying her doll. Wendi Richter too also has a new action figure. Blade finds himself stymied by not being able to offend like he used to. He once saw a Richter pencil eraser. LJN was once to make a Haiti Kid figure.

Mickie James wants to "run" for "president" in news already reported on by Raging_Demons...somewhere. (:44) Will her agenda be based on trains running on time and a free horse for everyone? RD does his Jeff Foxworthy impression if possible. He thinks of making the site more redneck since he can't fully escape his hillbilly roots. I reckon.

As already reported on...by me, Tam has been arrested. (:48) Even worse, some of her OnlyFans stuff was leaked before that. What a shock. RD expects her to pop back soon, and if so to come after Blade since he's a "reporter".

Blade's royalty checks are being sent to an old address. (:56) Sean C. McLaughlin of Facebook has a question about Cody. So of course the two discuss Rebel instead. Blade has a short attention span. What a shock. RD finds Maryse more attractive nowadays as a mother (MHLF?).

The two's dismissive opinion on Randy "Cody" Orton is unchanged. RD looks up the ever accurate Wikipedia to read more about him that one time he was with Ted DiBiase Jr., Sim Snuka, and Cody. The two cough dryly at this. RD: "Poor Sim Snuka. I don't even know who he is."

Who would run gallop with Mickie James? (:68) RD wants the Deever, $20 on Cameo Jackie Gayda, and Taryn Terrell. Blade wants the Deever's bad impression on Cameo, Jim Crockett, Demolition Axe (not Smash?), Trish Stratus, and the Black Scorpion who can make the debt disappear (or transform it into a tiger).

As expected the two are distracted by who is on Cameo, including $20 Shelly Martinez and $50 Vince Russo.

RD skips ejaculating to Ken Pantera swinging so he can play Higher or Lower on Cameo instead of pretending to talk about wrestling news. (:84)

  • Lita $100 < Rikishi $109 (Blade is 0 of 1)
  • Bret Hart $150 > Kevin Nash $105 (0/2)
  • Torrie Wilson $65 < Baron von Raskhe $125 (0/3)
  • Diamond Dallas Page $90 < Tatanka Buffalo $100 (1/4)
  • Ted DiBiase $75 < Ryback $100 (2/5)

WWE is seeing TNA level ratings such that Vince (McMahon) may also have to be on Cameo. Blade was lucky to miss the latest PPV so RD has to fill him in on what transpired for some reason (since he had to suffer through it on his own). In response Blade declares his secession from the WWE Universe.

Speaking of low ratings, let Mike Check tell you about helicopters once again. (:96) For some reason he did not like Robin Williams or Jonathan Winters in the Mork & Mindy market (perhaps due to it being in space sometimes with that Popeye impression of his, ah gyuk gyuk gyuk gyuk). In Phoenix's KLPS Lips 103, he was Duncan Jones, he had to fly a helicopter there with Sandy Roberts, and together they did the Sandy Duncan Eye in the Sky Weather Report. This makes Blade cough with laughter. He leaves with a request from a "Dominick" for Willie Nelson.

Par for the course, with this show your hopes will have to wait:
Eye For An Eye match.
Book another one next year.
Rey, Shawn, and Gibson.

$32.50 plus that $19.99 The Price Is Right

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 4. Patreon, wrestlecrapradio.com, What Ganon Is Up To/Coasty Marshmellow, Troma Dance 2020, Skyline Drive Thru
  • URLs not taken: 1. Mimingtoatape.com
  • SPEAKING OFs: 4. Patreon and WrestleCrapRadio.com, drive in movie theaters, hot, someone reckon their lives.
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Phone Calls & Run Ins: 1. Mike Check
  • Mama’s Damn, Damn, Damn Broken Dishes:  5
  • Blade Time Outs:  14 (2 Real Quick)
  • RD Time Outs: 1
  • Cricket Chirps:  4
  • RJ Fletcher, Yes Man:  1
  • Weird Al Laughs:  1
  • WrestleCrap Gongs:  4
  • You're Hurtin' Me, Randy!: 1
  • RD False Finishes: 1
  • Question of the Week from: Sean C McG
    • AEW Dynamite is supposed to have a surprise opponent for Cody and maybe more.  What won’t be the surprise? Sim Snuka (RD) or Randy Orton (Blade).
  • WrestleCrap 3 Count:  If Mickie James runs for President, who should her running mate be?
    • RD:  Taryn Terrell, Jackie Gayda, Layla El
    • Blade:  Black Scorpion, Demolition Ax, Trish Stratus (previously Jim Crockett)
  • Hi Lo Cameo!  The game where you pick who you think charges more.
    • Lita or Rikishi?  Blade:  Lita.  Incorrect.
    • Bret Hart or Kevin Nash? Blade:  Nash.  Incorrect.  
    • Torrid Wilson or Baron Von Raschke? Blade:  Torrie Wilson. Incorrect.
    • DDP or Tatanka (Buffalo)? Blade:  Tatanka. Correct.
    • Ted DiBiase or Ryback? Blade:  Ryback. Correct.
  • Mike Check Radio Row: 
    • Station/Market:  KLPS Lips 103 (Phoenix, AZ)
    • Radio Call Sign:  Duncan Jones 
    • Partner: Sandy Roberts
    • Show:  Sandy Duncan Eye in the Sky Traffic Report
    • Song:  "In My Mother’s Eyes" by Willie Nelson 
  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: Take two?
    Eye For An Eye match.
    Book another one next year.
    Rey, Shawn, and Gibson.

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