Mama from Good Times

Combining two highly desirable qualities of being a soundbite and being something from the 70s, RD has been using her services from May 20, 2009. She was heard when Blade said something offensively bad according to RD, at which Mama shouts in anger and drops her dishes.

• Damn. Damn. Damn. Ah... Woohoo.

RJ Fletcher & Weird Al

Both laughter soundbites are from the Weird Al Yankovich movie UHF, though one was taken from a deleted scene.

RD began using them for some reason on the 1st Year Anniversary Episode. Sadly, they have yet to do much of note.

David Lee Roth

Oooohhhh Yeeeaaaah!

The famous frontman of Van Halen and successful rocker in his own right, David (or at least a remarkable simulation of him) 'volunteered' himself to be the 7th TNA correspondent on January 23, 2009. Sadly, although the spirit was willing the flesh was weak; he didn't actually watch what he was supposed to be covering (or at least, his soundbites didn't have that much scope covered).

• Seems to speak only in lyrics from his band's first song Runnin' With The Devil.
• Does a good Ric Flair impression.
• Ain't got nobody waiting at home. 
• All he got, he had to steal.
• Goddamnit baby you know he ain't lying to ya, he's only gonna tell ya one tiiiiimmmeeeaaahhhyeah.
• No!

"Stewart Patrick"

"MAKE IT SO...I can get Zero Percent

Financing for 24 months, Number One."

Captain "Stewart Patrick" was the 11th TNA correspondent, beginning his service on March 26th, 2010. "Director of Marketing" at TNA, he was recommended to the job by RD's bad impression of Colonel Bob Parker, his 'mentor'.

As befit his role he gave almost no TNA news at all. Instead he was resplendent to shill TNA's marketing deal with Pontiac, who was going out of business that year in some sort of weird meta-statement on TNA. His entire gimmick is based on the fact that Sir Patrick Stewart once did ad spots for Pontiac in the heyday of The Next Generation (Jonathan Frakes would later do his own advertising thing during that same time frame.)

Tragically before he could extoll the virtues of the Pontiac Hannah Montana he was 'killed' at the Roast (set on May 30th) by the Midnight Rose, angered at his attempts at 'jokes'. Of course he pulled a Spock's Chakra on the Genesis Planet and returned to the airwaves five years later (on Wrestlecrap Radio episode #252). Perhaps he used impulse speed to do so seeing as he took so long.

• Would teleport in and out for his segment, set to a bad MIDI TNG theme.
• During his tenure he informed us of the great things that could be done with the Rob Van Dam Grand Am, the Dixie Carter Trans Sport Minivan, and the Deangelo DeNero Viero. (Good for going westward ho with your hoe in the ultra efficient air flow; woe is you if you don't go...So?)
• Took a Grand Am for a test drive but sadly wrecked the thing. (He managed to escape just in time.)
• Sounded more British than Sir Alec.
• Two thousand dollars cash back.
• I'm leaving now.

In an alternate universe somewhere Stewart Patrick and TNA Marketing suffer through his 10th year of TNA corresponding.
"There...are...TWELVE...listeners!"

Johnny 4

Johnny 4 (Trolla-Tron 2600) was sent by Blade to RD as his 10th TNA correspondent, first appearing on September 9, 2009.

Made by the Trolla Corporation based on the Atari 2600 and its terrible E.T. game in particular, Johnny 4 had some...problems. He kept polluting RD's home by dropping things all around him, he kept getting stuck while speaking, and he would always fall over. He also didn't help clean up the house either.

He was destroyed through an out-of-date joke on December 20th after an upgrading error made him Berserk.

• In an attempt to get him to work, RD once gave him some of Papa Shango's Tonic on Halloween in some sort of experiment because, why not? This made him into a temporary NathanielTrolla.
• Kept getting stuck on the news that Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff were coming to TNA.