079 An Evening with Lanny Poffo: October 12, 2007

An Evening with Lanny Poffo
(75 minutes)

Memories from the Legends show. Pink WCW shirt. Lanny Poffo could recite decades-old poems. WCW paid him for years and he never wrestled for them.

A portion of RD and Blade having dinner with Lanny Poffo as he tells them a funny story. (:20 - :26)

The Clocktrolla has stopped. (:33) Sad News: Candice lost to the Glamazon. Even more Sad News: RD wants his money back. Blade: "What are you doing, you slapping yourself?"

Question of the Week (:39) from Square about virginal wrestlers. RD reads from the Dusty Rhodes book.

Obscure Wrestling News (:46): Aereola will be in a porn movie, following fellow vampire Gangrel's footsteps. "A retarded couple" stole Blade's Jay Lethal shirt. Blade: "Hey, hey I might have been walking around shirtless, but hey, at least, least… least I don’t need someone to wipe my own ass!" Booker T is reviving Halloween Havoc. Will Tough Enough return? TNA Impact now has a second hour, much like WCW's Thunder. (:60) RD wants a DVD called The Worst of Thunder so he can live off the Amazon.com referral percentage. At an OVW show, Tony Atlas told CM Punk not to tape his hands. (:66)

Seventeen Syllables of Curse Words:
Orton won the belt.
He was the last man standing.
Shit, R K O No.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The Curly to my Moe, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 3. Lannypoffo.com, Global Internet, AngryMarks.com
  • URLs not taken: 0. 
  • SPEAKING OFs: 6. Babydoll, wearing name tags (2), things that are hot, Divas matches, retards in TNA
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 3. The Love Boat, Scatman Crouthers (2)
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
  • Phone Calls & Run Ins: 1. Lanny Poffo
  • F-Bombs: 3. Lanny Poffo (2), Blade

  • Krankor Laughs: 3
  • RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 4
  • Weird Al Laughs: 2
  • Cricket Chirps: 3
  • WrestleCrap Gongs: 1
  • Funk Sock Muzak: 1
  • Mickie James References: 2
  • Shelly Martinez References: 9

  • Question of the Week from: Square
    • Hey my mate on the forum EJM is a no good virgin! I believe he is scared of vaginas for some reason. What wrestlers do you think still haven't gotten a piece of the poontang pie? I believe that Shannon Moore may be the Prince of Punk, but the Prince of the P***y is not his other nickname. Big Daddy V.

  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    Orton won the belt.
    He was the last man standing.
    Shit, R K O No.

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