An Evening with Lanny Poffo
(75 minutes)
Memories from the Legends show. Pink WCW shirt. Lanny Poffo could recite decades-old poems. WCW paid him for years and he never wrestled for them.
A portion of RD and Blade having dinner with Lanny Poffo as he tells them a funny story. (:20 - :26)
The Clocktrolla has stopped. (:33) Sad News: Candice lost to the Glamazon. Even more Sad News: RD wants his money back. Blade: "What are you doing, you slapping yourself?"
Question of the Week (:39) from Square about virginal wrestlers. RD reads from the Dusty Rhodes book.
Obscure Wrestling News (:46): Aereola will be in a porn movie, following fellow vampire Gangrel's footsteps. "A retarded couple" stole Blade's Jay Lethal shirt. Blade: "Hey, hey I might have been walking around shirtless, but hey, at least, least… least I don’t need someone to wipe my own ass!" Booker T is reviving Halloween Havoc. Will Tough Enough return? TNA Impact now has a second hour, much like WCW's Thunder. (:60) RD wants a DVD called The Worst of Thunder so he can live off the Amazon.com referral percentage. At an OVW show, Tony Atlas told CM Punk not to tape his hands. (:66)
Seventeen Syllables of Curse Words:
Orton won the belt.
He was the last man standing.
Shit, R K O No.
(75 minutes)
Memories from the Legends show. Pink WCW shirt. Lanny Poffo could recite decades-old poems. WCW paid him for years and he never wrestled for them.
A portion of RD and Blade having dinner with Lanny Poffo as he tells them a funny story. (:20 - :26)
The Clocktrolla has stopped. (:33) Sad News: Candice lost to the Glamazon. Even more Sad News: RD wants his money back. Blade: "What are you doing, you slapping yourself?"
Question of the Week (:39) from Square about virginal wrestlers. RD reads from the Dusty Rhodes book.
Obscure Wrestling News (:46): Aereola will be in a porn movie, following fellow vampire Gangrel's footsteps. "A retarded couple" stole Blade's Jay Lethal shirt. Blade: "Hey, hey I might have been walking around shirtless, but hey, at least, least… least I don’t need someone to wipe my own ass!" Booker T is reviving Halloween Havoc. Will Tough Enough return? TNA Impact now has a second hour, much like WCW's Thunder. (:60) RD wants a DVD called The Worst of Thunder so he can live off the Amazon.com referral percentage. At an OVW show, Tony Atlas told CM Punk not to tape his hands. (:66)
Seventeen Syllables of Curse Words:
Orton won the belt.
He was the last man standing.
Shit, R K O No.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The Curly to my Moe, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 3. Lannypoffo.com, Global Internet, AngryMarks.com
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 6. Babydoll, wearing name tags (2), things that are hot, Divas matches, retards in TNA
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 3. The Love Boat, Scatman Crouthers (2)
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
- Phone Calls & Run Ins: 1. Lanny Poffo
- F-Bombs: 3. Lanny Poffo (2), Blade
- Krankor Laughs: 3
- RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 4
- Weird Al Laughs: 2
- Cricket Chirps: 3
- WrestleCrap Gongs: 1
- Funk Sock Muzak: 1
- Mickie James References: 2
- Shelly Martinez References: 9
- Question of the Week from: Square
- Hey my mate on the forum EJM is a no good virgin! I believe he is scared of vaginas for some reason. What wrestlers do you think still haven't gotten a piece of the poontang pie? I believe that Shannon Moore may be the Prince of Punk, but the Prince of the P***y is not his other nickname. Big Daddy V.
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Orton won the belt.
He was the last man standing.
Shit, R K O No.
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