Episode 9: Thought For Food: February 26, 2013

Poor Virgil can't afford a train ticket?

27 minutes

Blade wants to see 80-year old women breastfeeding on the silver screen. Discussion about Carrie Fisher's age ensues.

Blade has a midget fetish. (:03)

RD likes Lay's new potato chips, much to Blade's chagrin. He remembers when Don would do his Julia Child impressions.

RD has had mixed success with chicken waffles. The one at Disneyworld confused him the worst. Blade tries to control himself. RD is the only person who remembers Vanilly Captain Crunch.

RD: "I've never had a potato pizza."

Blade is in a (another?) low budget movie. (:16)

RD doesn't know what Kurt Angle is doing right now. The Undertaker is making random appearances. Ricky Morton is still alive. Sunny is still a trainwreck. Blade does a masculine female voice and vice versa. RD's Mrs. Deal sounds like RD's Dixie Cater. But of course.

RD would go on and on again about the ideal Trish Stratus hair color, but then he remembers Mrs. Deal is the only person who listens to their 'show', so he stops himself. (:24)

Virgil is being...Virgil. Nothing more needs to be said.

 

 

 

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

• The RD & Blade Show Sponsors: 1. HorrorHost.net
  
• SPEAKING OFs: 1. Ricky Morton
• I didn’t even know he was sick:  1. Julia Child
  

Episode 8: SammarBruno: February 4, 2013

20 minutes

Bromo-seltzer? That's not wrestling!

RD does his Jim Nantz impression.

Blade was amused by the Superbowl sportscasters entertaining the people during that power outage.

RD fails to be obscure. He makes up for it by attempting to off track things.

Blade is happy that his Ravens won. HOWEVER...he rooted for the Browns to win, who weren't really playing. Points for effort, though. (:06) He makes up for it with some bad laughter.

Mrs. Deal is listening to their recorded phone conversations now. Poor woman. (:08)

Bruno Sammartino freezes Hell over again due to his entering his archenemy Hall of Fame. (:10) Blade remembers Don playing a "retarded" Bruno on LJN Wrestling. He then does his Lord Alfred Sammartino impression. RD was initally disappointed...by Blade's choice of words. He remembers the greatness that was MicroLeague Wrestling. (:18) That thing is certainly due for a remake/release one of these days.

 

 

 

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

• The RD & Blade Show Sponsors: 1. McDonald’s McBites

 

• Erik Majorwitz’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: I can’t even fathom RD:
  
  Big Bull Nakano,
  with Gorilla Glue pigtails,
  is on RD’s must tap list?

• Erik Majorwitz’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: RD had a drinking problem back in the day:
  
  Makeshift shot-glass
  with Iron Sheik thumb wrestler?
  A humbler tumbler!

Episode 7: Scrambled Bets: January 31, 2013

"The Old Friend"

28 minutes

Blade compares RD and himself to Ewoks. RD counters with the Holiday Special. Do you remember the time when Blade and Don called Hillbilly Jim "The Old Friend"? (:03) Heated discussion about "Vince's Limo Driver" follows.

Claire Lynch is your 2012 Gooker. (:06) Blade wants RD to meet the lady. RD enjoys proving Justin Henry wrong. Blade has a bad memory. You don't say.

"My Little Pattie" Trish Stratus is a HOFer. (:10) The two still argue over her hair. "Trish facially is hotter," Blade conjectures.

The Royal Rumble shot one person in the eye for some reason. (:12) RD recounts being injured in Trash's basement. Discussion about bootleg PPVs and wrestling hairstyles follows. Blade wants the "balding Barry Darsow" haircut.

Blade won his Pro Bowl bet, whatever the wager was. (:19) RD wonders if long snapping is a bettable stat. He also wants to replace the bet with one for the Superbowl, expecting the Niners to win despite a "mall punk" being their QB. Blade is confident his Ravens will break the Hobo Curse due to once being the Cleveland Browns. Or something.

 

 

 

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

• SPEAKING OFs: 2. Hall of Fame week, which
  

• Super Bowl Pick
  RD:  49ers
  Blade:  Ravens
  

 

Episode 6: Pro Bumble: January 25, 2013

"Doggy Style" Miss Elizabeth

22 minutes

Blade wants to bite children like he's a vampire.

RD wonders of the possibilities of Disney buying WWE.

Blade is in another Troma movie. (:05)

RD has a paper plate in his house. He didn't have to pay $99 for it like one guy did. (:07)

Blade still wants to bet on the Pro Bowl despite RD's reservations. Blade is happy because a Lion kicker is on a team and didn't actually opt out. He recounts the time when Jonathan Coachman walked into a bar. (:12) Blade still makes a bet that his Lion kicker will do well which RD accepts, despite Matt Stafford looking like Susanna Hoff.

Blade still has to pay up for this season when the Lions once again lost to the Colts, so he has to wear an Andrew Luck jersey. (:18)

The Royal Rumble is also occuring on the Sunday. (:19) Blade still remembers Doggy Style Miss Elizabeth making his pants wet at '89.

RD: "I have nothing left to say."

 

 

 

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

• SPEAKING OFs: 4. Troma (2), funds, people donating 

 

•  You're Hurtin' Me, Randy!: 1

 

• Royal Rumble Memories
  RD:  No sell
  Blade:  Ms. Elizabeth as the 102nd Dalmatian at 1989 Royal Rumble. 

 

• Don...Don Muhlbach (NFC) vs John Denney (AFC)
  NFC 62 AFC 35 

Episode 5: FootBall Island: January 18, 2013

18 minutes

It's Cheesy, just like this show.

The new site has been up for a week, which is an excuse for RD to 'celebrate'. "It always comes back to Ani doesn't it," says he.

The AFC and NFC games are to be played this week. RD is happy that Dan Dierdorf will not be commentating, leading to more Brett Musburger impressions. (:03)

A bored Blade is eating some Jumping Jack Doritos. He has to take a smell first. He approves. (:06) RD decides to pull into the "filling station" to buy his own. Sadly he only finds pork rinds instead. (:08)

Blade remembers how Don once got chewed out at a shopping mall for invading someone's personal space. (:12)

Blade's girlfriend "Who's" Becki Bayless "is working in a strip club now". (:13)

Blade: "What do you think Virgil's been up to lately?"

"Dan Dierdorf and John Riggins" make football predictions. (:17)

RD: "Well you know...it sure sounded like a good idea when we started?"

 

 

 

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

• SPEAKING OFs: 1. Personal space 

 

• 2013 AFC Conference Championship Picks
  RD Dierdorf- Patriots 44 Ravens 17
  John Blade Riggins- Patriots 28 Ravens 13
  Actual:  Ravens 28 Patriots 13
  

• 2013 NFC Conference Championship Picks
  RD Dierdorf- 49ers over Falcons
  John Blade Riggins- Falcons 28 49ers 21
  Actual:  49ers 28 Falcons 24