WrestleCrap Radio Recap
One Day At A Time
"worst wrestlecrap ever" (:57)
(79 minutes)
Induction: Will Sasso. It Came from Youtube: Blade just found out that Brother Midnight fell on hard times at the beginning of 2007. The next WCRadio is scheduled for September 12.
The theme song to One Day at a Time opens the show. (Forgotten Sin has posted this commentary on youtube. Check the sidebar for more.) (B.B.M. had made a gif of Mackenzie Phillips dancing. 1.4 MB) "In this week's new induction, Triple Kelly theorized perhaps that Bruno Sammartino and Schneider should've had a WWF title match in 1977" (:04). RD says the 12 listeners have plenty of free time. I, for one, save nearly five hours a week by skipping through the mediocre parts of WWE programs.
Blade's in a band now, because the best time to start a band with a "metal-Misfits feel to it" is when you're thirty-three (:07). WC Fantasy Football is beginning. It has been 18 years since Blade's favorite gimmick began, so he has reposted the Black Scorpion bunch as the Jobber of the Week (:11). There's still no bignippledvampire.com (:12), despite the fact that google charges only $10 for domains. Blade dates a Diva (:16).
RD's Trip to the Grocery: RD finds pizza Pringles Stix in the Salty Snack aisle (:21).
Faxtrolla: RD says, "Never thought I'd be happy talking about wrestling news" (:24). Blade liked Sigourney Weaver. RD finds the themes to Maude and Alice (:28). "Wrestler's Rescue is holding TWO, separate events to help raise monies to support the health care needs of Retired Professional Wrestlers due to a career choice in wrestling." Guest-stars include some of The Bad News Bears (:33). Terri Runnels has a food session (:40). RD dates a diva (:45).
Question of the Week: In May 2007, someone posted RD Reynolds shoots on Jared from Subway, from the February 23, 2007 show (:50). Jonathan Coachman now works for ESPN. Blade dates a diva (:53). TNA Peter Gazer flakes (:59). I like this gimmick better than him actually showing up. Misses Deal gets Jim Ross on the line to talk about his BBQ Sauce (:65).
Blade says, "that overly-critical guy at wrestlecrap.blogspot.com ... is going to tear this thing a new asshole" (:69). RD and Blade compare the WWE Universe to the Masters of the Universe (:71).
Seventeen Syllables to Get Twelve Listeners Off:
Mick's in TNA.
Wow, golly. His debut ra-
tings? Still 1.O.
116 WWE's Purge Continues: August 22, 2008
WrestleCrap Radio Recap
WWE's Purge Continues
(74 minutes)
This week's Induction: Jillian Hall's mole. It Came From Youtube: Snitsky's incomprehensible Amsterdam phonebook commercial. Someone Bought This: Nunzio Elf Costume... "signed" in BLOCK LETTERS, as mentioned in the August 1 recap. Click here to bid on the part of Regal's suit that was ripped by Jamie Noble and can't be used again.
The show opens with Blade thanking people for synching the interactive parts of WCRadio to video on youtube, like last week's Tarzan Boy, which was created by Forgotten Sin. RD suggests that this site you're reading right now can be "a little critical" (:03).
Raw beat Monday Night Football last week, which would be impressive if this was before the year 2000 and if it wasn't a mid-August pre-season game (:05). Blade threatens to write ad copy for Angry Marks (:11).
RD met Kofi Kingston and Victoria last Friday night (:13). Victoria talked about custom cycles and Kofi signed RD's BW3 menu that lists the Carribean Jerk Sauce (:19).
RD's Trip to The Mini-Golf Mini-Park: Titanic redemption machine (:23). Sad News: Highlanders released (:27).
Faxtrolla: RD doesn't get Umaga, (:29) who has gone into "FATAL ERROR" business with Charlie and Jackie Haas (:32). Brian Christopher was kicked out of rehab (:35). Horsetrolla: Lillian Garcia is 42 (:37).
Sad News: Colin Delaney released (:40). Tony Atlas "rocked" a sleeveless shirt this week (:42).
Question of the Week: The Blade Hits the Bottle music is discussed [and the segment actually gets an answer, from me no less. PB](:45). Sad News: Stevie Richards released and for once, it truly is sad (:50). TNA should hire him and cut Scott Steiner. TNA Peter Gazer no-shows for the third time in four weeks.
Dream Analysis: Blade dreams of Neve Campbell (:59). Sad News: Cherry released (:64).
In regards to the "Championship Scramble," RD correctly comments, "what a stupid match that is" (:70). Make that two matches. [...three. Maybe the creative team has been suspended for 30 days. --ed.]
Seventeen Syllables About One of My Favorite Nitro Girls of All Time:
Whisper's big fat lip.
She's had fat lips ever since
she had Shawn's love spawn.
WWE's Purge Continues
(74 minutes)
This week's Induction: Jillian Hall's mole. It Came From Youtube: Snitsky's incomprehensible Amsterdam phonebook commercial. Someone Bought This: Nunzio Elf Costume... "signed" in BLOCK LETTERS, as mentioned in the August 1 recap. Click here to bid on the part of Regal's suit that was ripped by Jamie Noble and can't be used again.
The show opens with Blade thanking people for synching the interactive parts of WCRadio to video on youtube, like last week's Tarzan Boy, which was created by Forgotten Sin. RD suggests that this site you're reading right now can be "a little critical" (:03).
Raw beat Monday Night Football last week, which would be impressive if this was before the year 2000 and if it wasn't a mid-August pre-season game (:05). Blade threatens to write ad copy for Angry Marks (:11).
RD met Kofi Kingston and Victoria last Friday night (:13). Victoria talked about custom cycles and Kofi signed RD's BW3 menu that lists the Carribean Jerk Sauce (:19).
RD's Trip to The Mini-Golf Mini-Park: Titanic redemption machine (:23). Sad News: Highlanders released (:27).
Faxtrolla: RD doesn't get Umaga, (:29) who has gone into "FATAL ERROR" business with Charlie and Jackie Haas (:32). Brian Christopher was kicked out of rehab (:35). Horsetrolla: Lillian Garcia is 42 (:37).
Sad News: Colin Delaney released (:40). Tony Atlas "rocked" a sleeveless shirt this week (:42).
Question of the Week: The Blade Hits the Bottle music is discussed [and the segment actually gets an answer, from me no less. PB](:45). Sad News: Stevie Richards released and for once, it truly is sad (:50). TNA should hire him and cut Scott Steiner. TNA Peter Gazer no-shows for the third time in four weeks.
Dream Analysis: Blade dreams of Neve Campbell (:59). Sad News: Cherry released (:64).
In regards to the "Championship Scramble," RD correctly comments, "what a stupid match that is" (:70). Make that two matches. [...three. Maybe the creative team has been suspended for 30 days. --ed.]
Seventeen Syllables About One of My Favorite Nitro Girls of All Time:
Whisper's big fat lip.
She's had fat lips ever since
she had Shawn's love spawn.
002-BETA The Lost Episode
WrestleCrap Radio Recap
WrestleCrap Radio, The Lost Episode
Al Capone's Second Vault
((( recorded in over-modulated fidelity ))) (42 minutes)
This is RD and Blade's first attempt to produce the second episode of WrestleCrap Radio. Blade says RD wanted a do-over because of sound quality, but the final version is just as bad.
RD talks about that week's Raw. Hey, I remember these attempts at jokes!
The listener can't help but appreciate the then-future strategy of refusing to talk about wrestling. Big Show vs the Heart Throbs has zero nostalgic value. Neither does Diva Search 2005.
First mention of the Tranny (:17). Blade says something about Shawn Michaels and Hulk Hogan and mommy's milk, and it was apparently good enough to be repeated for the revision of this episode (:22).
Seventeen Syllables of Slobber-Knocking:
Shawn Michaels, Hulkster,
SummerSlam's big main event.
Will Hulk's Depends leak?
The haiku was the same as the final version (:25). Some things happen for the next fifteen minutes. RD doubts Vince would call up Tony Atlas to return to WWE (:37), and we all are glad RD was incorrect. A Tee Hee Tickle Party closes the show.
To improve the quality of this recap, here is the intro to Heathcliff, as well as Gummi Bears. Listen to those vocals!
I want to hear Blade sing the chorus of St Elmo's Fire.
WrestleCrap Radio, The Lost Episode
Al Capone's Second Vault
((( recorded in over-modulated fidelity ))) (42 minutes)
This is RD and Blade's first attempt to produce the second episode of WrestleCrap Radio. Blade says RD wanted a do-over because of sound quality, but the final version is just as bad.
RD talks about that week's Raw. Hey, I remember these attempts at jokes!
The listener can't help but appreciate the then-future strategy of refusing to talk about wrestling. Big Show vs the Heart Throbs has zero nostalgic value. Neither does Diva Search 2005.
First mention of the Tranny (:17). Blade says something about Shawn Michaels and Hulk Hogan and mommy's milk, and it was apparently good enough to be repeated for the revision of this episode (:22).
Seventeen Syllables of Slobber-Knocking:
Shawn Michaels, Hulkster,
SummerSlam's big main event.
Will Hulk's Depends leak?
The haiku was the same as the final version (:25). Some things happen for the next fifteen minutes. RD doubts Vince would call up Tony Atlas to return to WWE (:37), and we all are glad RD was incorrect. A Tee Hee Tickle Party closes the show.
To improve the quality of this recap, here is the intro to Heathcliff, as well as Gummi Bears. Listen to those vocals!
I want to hear Blade sing the chorus of St Elmo's Fire.
115 WWE Purge Roulette: August 15, 2008
WrestleCrap Radio Recap
WWE Purge Roulette
(88 minutes)
The bizarro Lost Episode has been posted in celebration of the third anniversary of WrestleCrap Radio. Poor old Glen Jacobs is the subject of another induction, Fake Kane. This one puts him in the Five Timers Club with Hulk Hogan, Sting, Jake the Snake, and the Ultimate Warrior.
The show has a new sponsor, the HOTT line (:12). Sad News: Nick Patrick was released (:18).
RD's Trip to the Grocery: Blade got sick from blue milk (:24). RD implies he could replace Blade with knock knock jokes printed on Pop Tarts (:27).
Faxtrolla: Blade wants bignippledvampire.com for Xmas. She'll be on this fall's America's Sex Symbol (:31). Trevor Murdoch changed his name to Trevor Murdock after being released by WWE (:36). The Tranny will return to stripping. Blade asks, "What is that phrase where you know like you never stray too far from something?" (:39) I think it's "You can't go home again." [Wasn't it "how the mighty have fallen?" PB] Blade forgot his myspace log-in (:40). Matt Morgan will have his DNA sent into space (:44), presumably so that aliens can produce an army of clones to conquer Earth. RD and Blade will be in a comic book (:45).
Sad News: Nunzio was released (:48), and Braden Walker (:51), and Shannon Moore (:53). WWE should announce the next batch of releases during Raw like draft picks. Question of the Week: Blade's beard makes noise (:55). TNA correspondent Peter Gazer exists (:60). Unfortunately, this dusty character stopped being edgy twenty years ago.
Sad News: Domino released (:71). RD youtubes Tarzan boy (:73). Randy Orton estimates he bounced and rolled off his motorcycle for the length of a football field (:78). (Big Daddy) Viscera released and made to be a cannibal(:80).
SummerSlam is this Sunday and here's RD and Blade's entire discussion about it: (crickets).
Third Anniversary Haiku:
We've made it three years--
The age kids get potty trained.
We'll still piss our pants.
WWE Purge Roulette
(88 minutes)
The bizarro Lost Episode has been posted in celebration of the third anniversary of WrestleCrap Radio. Poor old Glen Jacobs is the subject of another induction, Fake Kane. This one puts him in the Five Timers Club with Hulk Hogan, Sting, Jake the Snake, and the Ultimate Warrior.
The show has a new sponsor, the HOTT line (:12). Sad News: Nick Patrick was released (:18).
RD's Trip to the Grocery: Blade got sick from blue milk (:24). RD implies he could replace Blade with knock knock jokes printed on Pop Tarts (:27).
Faxtrolla: Blade wants bignippledvampire.com for Xmas. She'll be on this fall's America's Sex Symbol (:31). Trevor Murdoch changed his name to Trevor Murdock after being released by WWE (:36). The Tranny will return to stripping. Blade asks, "What is that phrase where you know like you never stray too far from something?" (:39) I think it's "You can't go home again." [Wasn't it "how the mighty have fallen?" PB] Blade forgot his myspace log-in (:40). Matt Morgan will have his DNA sent into space (:44), presumably so that aliens can produce an army of clones to conquer Earth. RD and Blade will be in a comic book (:45).
Sad News: Nunzio was released (:48), and Braden Walker (:51), and Shannon Moore (:53). WWE should announce the next batch of releases during Raw like draft picks. Question of the Week: Blade's beard makes noise (:55). TNA correspondent Peter Gazer exists (:60). Unfortunately, this dusty character stopped being edgy twenty years ago.
Sad News: Domino released (:71). RD youtubes Tarzan boy (:73). Randy Orton estimates he bounced and rolled off his motorcycle for the length of a football field (:78). (Big Daddy) Viscera released and made to be a cannibal(:80).
SummerSlam is this Sunday and here's RD and Blade's entire discussion about it: (crickets).
Third Anniversary Haiku:
We've made it three years--
The age kids get potty trained.
We'll still piss our pants.
114 Talking Wrestling with Mom: August 8, 2008
WrestleCrap Radio Recap
Talking Wrestling with Mom
(74 minutes)
Despite being posted for months on the WrestleCrap Radio myspace, the live appearance listed below was never booked:
This week's blurb for WrestleCrap update:
Are your expectations lowered yet? Well, it's still summer, so go outside or something.
As always, WrestleCrap Radio's recommended play speed is 2x.
3Kelly plays Hot or Not (:05). RD implies that the Brooklyn Brawler is gay (:11).
RD's Trip to the Grocery: RD searched for Peanut Butter Toast Crunch (:13). 3Kelly's Weekly Trip to the Goodwill to Search for LPs and VHS: Jumpin' Jack Flash soundtrack (:23) and Trees Talk Too (:30).
Faxtrolla: The Sandman went to Captain Lou Albano's 75th birthday party and got arrested (:34) while his son has begun wrestling as Twisted Sand (:38). I guess if he teamed with Lance Storm's kid, they could call themselves Sandstorm. Torrie Wilson is getting back into wrestling (:43).
Horsetrolla: Someone spotted a Mickie James Roast Beef sign at SNME (:51). Question of the Week happens (:54). The new TNA correspondent, Pete, is, perhaps, a myth. 3Kelly watches Urkel rather than Impact (:59) -- URKEL . . . . IN 2008. COULD TNA SUCK THAT BAD?!?
Ric Flair has left WWE.
Long lost hobo "musical" tribute.
Talking Wrestling with Mom
(74 minutes)
Despite being posted for months on the WrestleCrap Radio myspace, the live appearance listed below was never booked:
August 8, 2008 at 8 P.M.
Burt Reynolds Dinner Theatre
Kissimee, FL
It's gonna be one dandy of a jam-up time. All your favorite Cher and Hall & Oates songs will be performed live onstage by RD & Blade. Just added to the bill!!!!! A poetry reading by John Thomas from Meridian Chase Mastercharge, and a special inspirational spoken word performance from B.M. Punk.
This week's blurb for WrestleCrap update:
Because you demanded it...PAUL CHRISTY IS BACK! This time our favorite wrestling magician-hypnostist-rapist is featured in It Came From YouTube. Thrill as he deep throats a microphone! Plus...New Induction! New Someone Bought This! And a Brand New WrestleCrap Radio...but Blade is missing! Never fear, though - RD and Triple Kelly are on hand to tackle all the news AND give our long lost hobo a musical tribute!
Are your expectations lowered yet? Well, it's still summer, so go outside or something.
As always, WrestleCrap Radio's recommended play speed is 2x.
3Kelly plays Hot or Not (:05). RD implies that the Brooklyn Brawler is gay (:11).
RD's Trip to the Grocery: RD searched for Peanut Butter Toast Crunch (:13). 3Kelly's Weekly Trip to the Goodwill to Search for LPs and VHS: Jumpin' Jack Flash soundtrack (:23) and Trees Talk Too (:30).
Faxtrolla: The Sandman went to Captain Lou Albano's 75th birthday party and got arrested (:34) while his son has begun wrestling as Twisted Sand (:38). I guess if he teamed with Lance Storm's kid, they could call themselves Sandstorm. Torrie Wilson is getting back into wrestling (:43).
Horsetrolla: Someone spotted a Mickie James Roast Beef sign at SNME (:51). Question of the Week happens (:54). The new TNA correspondent, Pete, is, perhaps, a myth. 3Kelly watches Urkel rather than Impact (:59) -- URKEL . . . . IN 2008. COULD TNA SUCK THAT BAD?!?
Ric Flair has left WWE.
Long lost hobo "musical" tribute.
113 Paul Christy Owns Shopping Centers: August 1, 2008
WrestleCrap Radio Recap
Paul Christy Owns Shopping Centers
(74 minutes)
Prolonged discussion of magician and wrestling talk show participant Paul Christy.
RD's trip to the restaurant: Blade misses the music compilation commercials (:09). RD won one year of Chick-Fil-A food by waiting in line outside overnight for twelve hours (:12), during which RD did some more corn-holin' (:20). Don Mason worked at Hooters one time.
Faxtrolla: Blade is 33 but wants to be on American Idol (:25). Honky Tonk Man's finger was injured doing a stupid guitar smashing thing with dopey teenagers in a parking lot (:28). Blade reads an email by Superstar Billy Graham (:33).
Sad News: WWE went to Texas yet had no ZZ Top cameo (:45). Fear not for their health, ZZ Top seemed to be touring Europe at the time, and you can probably catch them at a state fair near you. HorseTrolla: Mickie James has odd nude photos (:47). Ricky Steamboat Junior, who once rode a pony at WCW Wrestle War '89, debuted for Premiere Wrestling Showcase (:53). His father's theme song is questioned. Question of the Week: The Lions last won a championship in the 1950s (:55).
TNA News: A no-show for the new TNA correspondent (:61).
Freddie Prinze Junior is on the writing staff of WWE (:63). WWE Films is now WWE Studios, so RD & Blade suggest sitcoms the studio can produce. This Week's Someone Bought This is Vickie Guerrero's wedding dress (:68), and next week's could be Nunzio Signed/Worn Elf Costume.
Seventeen Syllables For Ya:
G.M. Adamle--
What on earth could be better?
G.M. Paul Christy.
Paul Christy Owns Shopping Centers
(74 minutes)
Prolonged discussion of magician and wrestling talk show participant Paul Christy.
RD's trip to the restaurant: Blade misses the music compilation commercials (:09). RD won one year of Chick-Fil-A food by waiting in line outside overnight for twelve hours (:12), during which RD did some more corn-holin' (:20). Don Mason worked at Hooters one time.
Faxtrolla: Blade is 33 but wants to be on American Idol (:25). Honky Tonk Man's finger was injured doing a stupid guitar smashing thing with dopey teenagers in a parking lot (:28). Blade reads an email by Superstar Billy Graham (:33).
Sad News: WWE went to Texas yet had no ZZ Top cameo (:45). Fear not for their health, ZZ Top seemed to be touring Europe at the time, and you can probably catch them at a state fair near you. HorseTrolla: Mickie James has odd nude photos (:47). Ricky Steamboat Junior, who once rode a pony at WCW Wrestle War '89, debuted for Premiere Wrestling Showcase (:53). His father's theme song is questioned. Question of the Week: The Lions last won a championship in the 1950s (:55).
TNA News: A no-show for the new TNA correspondent (:61).
Freddie Prinze Junior is on the writing staff of WWE (:63). WWE Films is now WWE Studios, so RD & Blade suggest sitcoms the studio can produce. This Week's Someone Bought This is Vickie Guerrero's wedding dress (:68), and next week's could be Nunzio Signed/Worn Elf Costume.
Seventeen Syllables For Ya:
G.M. Adamle--
What on earth could be better?
G.M. Paul Christy.
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