Episode 1: Irish Sprung: January 10, 2013

30 minutes
Blade's script of Episode #1 on a Paper Plate
((( recorded in high phone-buzzing over-modulated fidelity )))

RD Reynolds welcomes us to the return of WrestleCrap Radio The RD And Blade Show.

Well, that didn't last long.

He and "Wesley Snipes" Blade Braxton try to persuade people that things might be different by discussing the old show.

Then Blade stumbles on pronouncing words.

Again, that didn't last long.

RD threatens to once again take months in between posting new episodes. (:07) Blade counters by talking about the 12 Listeners as "Show-Offs".

Blade tells about feasting at McDonald's. (:10)

The Co-Fruitcakes go on about how the show is 'unscripted' compared to the old progrem like it's some kind of old school episode of Raw. I'm expecting Robb Bartlett to show up.

Hulk Hogan has a new Hooters-style restaurant in Tampa. (:14) There's no word on whether Brooke will be serving there. Does no one remember the success that was Pastamania?

RD does his Brett Mussburger impression.

Blade tells about the time when he got frightened by a Showbiz Pizza mascot's 'skeleton'. "It just stood up there like a corpse." (:18)

RD: "What a debut show for everyone."

WWE is partnering with Irish Spring. (:21) Blade wants to book Irish Spring as part of a match. It could probably become Divas Champion.

Blade tells about his Irish Spring spring toys. (:25) Discussion about old play times commences.

RD: "This is great."

The episode ends when RD pulls into his driveway. Wow, such great timing.

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