TNA Correspondent Numbered Lists (Exclamation Point)







Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley






CANON
  1. Johnny 6
  2. Stubby
  3. Peter Gazer
  4. Nathaniel
  5. MegaTrolla
  6. Mike Check
  7. Johnny 4
  8. Stewart Patrick
  9. C.S. Irwin
  10. The Honky Tonk Mailman
  11. Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley

List of TNA Correspondent Reigns


  • This is a list of Wrestlecrap Radio's TNA Correspondents in reverse chronological order (as of July 7, 2012).
  • * - Indicates that the correspondent was not a regular but drafted for one episode only.


15. Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley (August 6, 2016 - , ? days)
1 appearance
TNA Correspondent job was reinstated on WCR #261. Future reasons for death pending.

14. The Honky Tonk Mailman (January 28, 2011 - July 7, 2012, 526 days)
8 appearances
Retrenched on last WCR on July 7, 2012...but never sick.
Holds title as the longest reigning (and most gracious) TNA Correspondent.
(Also his tenure as TNA Correspondent has beaten "The Honky Tonk Man's" Intercontinental Title record of 454 days.)

13. Caruso Steven Irwin / John Kelly (June 25, 2010 - January 14, 2011, 202 days)
13 appearances
"Claimed" by the Ratings Reaper after Blade could not think of new puns to deliver.

*12. Midnight Rose (April 30, 2010)
Drafted

11. "Stewart Patrick" (March 26, 2010 - May 30, 2010, 65 days)
5 appearances
"Shot" by the Midnight Rose at the WCR Roast but revived 5 years later via Spock's Chakra on the Genesis Planet.

10. Johnny Four (September 4, 2009 - December 20, 2009, 107 days)
8 appearances
Destroyed through an out-of-date joke after an upgrading error.

*9. Sir Alec Heineken (April 24, 2009)
Drafted

8. Mike Check (February 20, 2009 - June 26, 2009, 127 days)
14 appearances
Faked his own death in a fireworks factory explosion to avoid paying child support.

7. David Lee Roth (January 23, 2009)
1 appearance
Did not have the proper soundbites to report news.

6. MegaTrolla (December 19, 2008 - January 30, 2009, 43 days)
4 appearances
"Defeated" by "Shane McMahon".

5. Nathaniel (October 10, 2008 - December 19, 2008, 71 days)
9 appearances
Killed by successor MegaTrolla.

4. Peter Gazer (August 15, 2008 - October 3, 2008, 50 days)
2 appearances
Left after being unable to commit to his reporting role.

*3. Crickets (June 27, 2008)
Drafted

2. Stubby (May 23, 2008 - July 11, 2008, 50 days)
7 appearances
Burned by Mrs. Deal but somehow reanimated by a beaver due to confusing incompetence.

1. Johnny Six (December 21, 2007 - April 25, 2008, 127 days)
13 appearances
Exploded after singing "I Feel for You" really really really fast.


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WCR.com poll of favourite TNA Correspondents

(Conducted during August 2012)





Premier Blah's List (Exclamation Point) of favourite TNA Correspondents
  1. The Honky Tonk Mailman
  2. Stewart Patrick
  3. Mike Check
  4. *Midnight Rose
  5. Caruso Steven Irwin
  6. *David Lee Roth
  7. *Sir Alec Heineken
  8. Stubby
  9. Johnny Six
  10. *Crickets
  11. Johnny Four
  12. MegaTrolla
  13. Peter Gazer
  14. Nathaniel

R.V.M Kai's List of favourite TNA Correspondents
  1. Johnny Six
  2. Stubby
  3. Caruso Steven Irwin
  4. The Honky Tonk Mailman
  5. *David Lee Roth
  6. Stewart Patrick
  7. MegaTrolla
  8. Johnny Four
  9. *Midnight Rose
  10. *Sir Alec Heineken
  11. *Crickets
  12. Peter Gazer
  13. Mike Check
  14. Nathaniel


Raging_Demons's List of favourite TNA Correspondents
  1. The Honky Tonk Mailman
  2. Lt. Caruso Steven Irwin
  3. Johnny Six
  4. Stewart Patrick
  5. Johnny Four
  6. Mike Check
  7. Stubby
  8. Megatrolla
  9. Peter Gazer
  10. Nathaniel Edward Rodham Davis
(RD: I'm not counting The Crickets, David Lee Roth, or anybody who had the job for one day.  It's gotta be the ones that died in the line of fire, well except for Peter Gazer of course.)


iggy's List of favourite TNA Correspondents
  1. Mike Check
  2. The Honky Tonk Mailman
  3. Johnny 4
  4. Peter Gazer
  5. Johnny 6
  6. And the Rest


The Craphole's List of favourite TNA Correspondents

(As voted by the WC forum members (poll started by Ken Ivory)
  1. Mike Check
  2. Johnny Six
  3. Nathaniel
  4. Stubby
  5. Crickets, David Lee Roth, Johnny Four, Midnight Rose, The Honky Tonk Mailman
  6. Caruso Steven Irwin, MegaTrolla, Sir Alec Heineken, Stewart Patrick, Peter Gazer



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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I miss Nathaniel! He was the best TNA Correspondent, no doubt! I hope he comes back from the dead. Zombie Nathaniel, where art thou?

Gooker Kai said...

Johnny 6 was my favourite TNA correspondent...I wonder if the 'Trolla Corporation' is working on a Johnny 7?