Angry Jim Ross

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Angry Jim Ross (or rather Blade's impression of him) calls WrestleCrap Radio to vent his latest frustrations. His first call happened on April 11, 2008 (their retroactive 100th episode.)

He reportedly has not had sex with his wife for many, many months. This may have to do with his palsy (which he often fakes to skip work), his meat beatings in his many failed restaurants, or thinking that his arch-nemesis Michael Cole is gay. Perhaps even all three.

  • He was originally just "Normal" Jim Ross, but due to Blade's laziness he has somehow gone angry at just about anything.
  • He has a thing for Dark Journey from his Mid-South days.
  • He frequently name drops Bill Watts, which is the most exposure he has had in the past decade.
  • He loves to make BBQ sauces.
  • He likes to beat his meat, particularly with his restaurant employees (the late) "Dr. Death" Steve Williams and Hollywood John Tatum.
  • He carries around a loaded shotgun with him in the event he sees Johnny "Age" Ace outside his house.
  • How you doing tonight Deal?
  • Go fuck yourself!
  • Shove it up your ass!



Angry Jim's Mailbag

#1: Angry Jim's Debut (July 12, 2012)
#2: WCR Slobberknocker (July 26, 2012)
#3: London Olympic Edition (August 16, 2012)
#4: Boomer Sooner Crooner Hour (September 7, 2012)
#5: Dark Journey's Leg Scissors (September 27, 2012)
#6: Presidential Edition (October 20, 2012)
#7: Thank Ya For Nothing! (November 23, 2012)
#8: Angry Jim's Christmas Special: "It's An Angry Life"
#9: Burnt On The 5th Of July! (Originally Written July 31, 2013)
#10: Merry Retirement, Angry Jim! (December 19, 2013)



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4 comments:

Erik M. said...

I wonder if Jake Delhomme could help you in your sausage stuffing there AJR...

Angry Jim said...

Fuck Yourselves!!

iggy said...

He's so angry.

R.V.M Kai said...

JIIIIIM!!!!