John Thomas

"Hello, Mr. or Mrs. Radio, this is John Thomas."
John Thomas is a cold-calling son-of-a-bitch.

Mr. Thomas had been a debt collection agent for Chase MasterCharge. He would call in to WrestleCrap Radio to speak to a Mr. Blade Brakestown about his long-overdue debts. His first appearance was on April 1, 2006.

He currently works for a dating service, and was once tracking down Mike Czech or Mike Chalk (of Chalk Outline) to collect child support payments on behalf of 30 different children from 30 different women in 30 different towns. Goal accomplished, he has returned to hunting down the Brakestown.

He had been portrayed since his debut by the late Harry Simon, a renowned contributor to the WrestleCrap site, who has also voiced a few other one off callers to the show.


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